There are two kinds of nostalgia when it comes to social interaction/ being awesome. All other varieties you can avoid because they are a complete and utter waste of time. Relying on old memories is beyond lame. Awesome people generate new classic moments. Now that that is out of the way, here are YOUR two kinds of nostalgia:
Hostalgia: Most humans are prone to weakness. Unfortunately, Bros are human. Hostalgia is one of the saddest cases of this. Hostalgia occurs when a Bro "misses" (ugh) an ex or past lay. This, while natural, happens to be the apex of wussy behavior (and cause of half the songs on the radio by boys in women's jeans). On occation a "tearjerk" is acceptable. A tearjerk is when using either scandalous photos or even enjoyable sexual memories of a past girl a bro reaches that elusive calm of ejaculation. However, if you find yourself doing this more than even once a month to the memory of any specific girl (based on a self stimulous diet of twice a day) it's time to delete those photos for risk of a relapse (NEVER relapse) or becomming sickly hostalgic and longing for days when you were monogomous. That can lead to a dreaded case of a relationship.
Brostalgia: While not as sinister, brostalgia is still a symptom of "dead weight". Some long term friendships have experation dates. Unlike a relationship, which feels great to end, wishing a Bro the best in his future endevors is a task noone wants to face. Truely, realising you and a bro have lost the ability to be awesome together is difficult. Brostalgia is a sign of this. Recalling classic moments is great, especially when recalling them to an impressionable young lady (what up), however, if all time with a bro is spent sitting around remembering "the good ol' days", it's time to pull the plug and go out and get your plug pulled.
I swear Buck(Mark) will post soon.
Pat Collins, Sex Architcet
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