Sex Bingo

Here is the much anticipated, UPDATED, Collins Bros. Sex Bingo post. Firstly, I changed the download into the old Word format for all you folks who don't have the new edition. Also, before printing, move the squares around to make it a fun and different challange from all your friends.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/49wg6d

There were also recently some questions regaurding what the squares meant. Well why don't we dip down into some descriptions.

Sexspionage: When you have sex with someone else in the room and you must try and remain covert in your humping.

Chilanta Express: R Kelly is from Chicago. Usher is from Atlanta. It's when you and a close bro have sex with the same woman. Not at the same time.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU8fcEma1Z4

The Education Trifecta: When you have sex with a High School Student (Adult Ed totally counts for you older players), Community College Student and a University Student. Does not have to all be the same girl. If it is, be ashamed of yourself.

Musician: You totally nail a musician.
NOTE: Going to Lilith Fair to pick up is unwise.

Fireball: When you light part of your body, or your partner's body on fire.

Halloween Hook-Up: One of the Crown Jewels. You must have hooked up with this person Halloween night while both of you have costumes on. Bonus points if you boink a slutty ghost. I mean, it's easy access and they come already armed with bedsheet.

Double Header: "What a beautiful day for a ballgame. Let's play two." Two DIFFERENT women in the same calander day. 24 hour period is totally cheating. 3 ways do not count.

Naked Man: Taken from How I Met Your Mother. Usually used as a last ditch effort on a bad date. Girl leaves room, get immediatly naked. Success is garned if she also joins the nudity and "the sex" is had.

International Incident: Sex in another country than the one you live in, with a person also not from your country. British people don't count. The British are easy.

The Jigga Splash: Pouring an alcoholic beverage on a woman's breasts. Then drinking much of it off.
NOTE: If you are straight-edge you may replace liquor with Pepsi.
NOTE: If you are one of those straight-edge people that don't even drink caffiene, you probably aren't going to get laid, so don't worry.
LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnoI7Be4VZk

ReRun: Have sex with someone you last had sex with two partners ago.

Superman Dat Hoe: Ejaculate between the lady's shoulderblades and stick the bedsheet to her. Fashioning a cape.
NOTE: Bonus points for yelling YOOOOOUUUUUUUU upon climax.
NOTE: Carries risk of her using newly aquired freeze breath on your junk.
LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg

The Throwback: When you reconnect with someone you once knew and saw regularly but have not seen in at least 3 years. You then take this young lady and plow them. An example of this would be a girl you went to highschool with who is now older and much more attractive.

17 Year Itch: Your sex range spans 17 years or more. For example if you boinked a 21 year old and a 38 year old, you're good for the goose.

The Piledriver: See link.
LINK: http://www.sexinfo101.com/piledriver.shtml

Mistaken Identity: They think you have a different name, occupation etc. Like the time Mark Silver, the bad guy from Timecop got some strange. (What Up Big Bro)

Sitting Bull: Another move
LINK: http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_sittingbull.shtml

Impressionist: You must commit the entire deed using either a fake accent or doing an impression of a celebrity.

Friendly Fire: When you totally boink one of your female bro's friends.

Bustin A Sports Nut: when you wear your favorite sports teams jersey/ T-Shirt/ Batting helmet throughout the deed.

Falling on the Grenade: The most noble act in wingsmanship. When you hook up with a girls less desirable friend in order to help your bro hook up with primo hoe.

Brain in the Whip: Getting a suckjob while driving.
NOTE: Still counts if you pull over for safety reasons. But at least try and stick it out.

Remaining squares are self explanitory or easy enough to look up. Now go forth and BINGO UP!

Women's version coming this week.

Pat Collins, Sex Architect